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Eternity

You know what I just sort of realized? I would kind of hate living for eternity. You know like vampires. As I was thinking about Twilight, I was like, Bella's an idiot for falling in love with a vampire. I mean, big shocker for most girls out there. I would never want to be a vampire! EVER.

Just think about it. You'll never get to have kids. You'll never get to see yourself grow old. You'll never change. And you'll never die. You'll never go to heaven. You'll never be in a better place. You'll never know what it's like to not want anything and be truly happy.

And some may say, If you fell in love with a vampire you wouldn't have to become one. Okay first of all, vampires aren't real. So I hate to be raining on your parade, but an immortal will never fall in love with you. Sorry. But wouldn't it be suckish if you grew old and watched your soul mate stay the same forever? Hell to the yeah.

So this was probably a useless post because, knock on wood, this will never happen to me. Or anyone. In the real world, that is. In your dreams, imagination, happy place, or in your small white room, this isn't a likely scenario. If someone were to fall in love with a vampire and have to debate their mortality, then they either need to see a shrink or start taking their meds again.

Sweet and Spicy Asian Chicken

Damnnn!!!! Somebody has to help me!!!!

Does anyone know the name of the song used in the Wendy's Sweet and Spicy Asian Chicken commercial?! I'm DYING to know!!! I will be forever grateful to anyone who tells me!!!!

AGH!!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrr. I'm pretty angry at someone right now.

Some girl hates me for no reason!!!!!!!! I have no clue why!! Did I say or do something to get her angry? Is she jealous or something of me? (Probably not.) Does some guy she has a huge crush on like me or something? WTF is wrong with this chick?! I will not say her name because that is rude. But she is a such an anorexic, ugly, bitch!!!!!! You heard it from me!!!!!! Comment if you can, and tell me some reasons of why she could hate me!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. How can I get revenge? Nothing to bad just so she knows not to mess with me. The only ideas of revenge I'm thinking of are too mean. So if someone out there is reading comment on some ways I can show her not to mess with the best!

Little Taylor Lautner With SICK Moves!!!! xD

Sucking At Life!

Karma's a bitch. My life is pretty much sucking so much right now. Nothing can make me happy. And if I go to school tomorrow, it's probably going to suck. Why do I suck SO BAD at life? Did I do something wrong when I was like 3 years old that is supposed to make my life suck in the future or something?! I'm so depressed now that I don't think anything can make me happy. I mean, I can't make anyone happy, I'm too much of a loser. And I'm pretty sure this blog was a stupid idea because I doubt anyone even looks at it. Do I even have a fucking future? I make too many mistakes to do good in life. And I think I have GAD. Which isn't good either.

Life sucks, and then you die. At least Jacob Black agrees with me.

Ansty Does Time

OMG! Finally, I got the sequel to the book The Schwa Was Here by Neal Shusterman! Now, now, now. I'm not trying to sound like a bookworm, which I'm not I mean I'd rather be on Facebook or Addicting Games then read. Yupp. So, back to the point. I still have like two other books I have to read for SSR so it'll be a while...But yeah I'm still excited...ish. So yeah when I finally get around to actually reading the book I got semi-excited for, I'll like blog about it. So, happy belated Mother's Day. Ciao.

Blogging About Blogs

Just about 5 seconds ago, I was wondering why people bother writing blogs. Then I realized, why do I bother writing blogs? Who cares about my useless crap? Well, somebody does. So that's why we write blogs.

Do not fret, I'm not ending it there, it would be too short! So I'm just randomly going to talk about nothing until I feel this blog is long enough. Or when I get bored in a few minutes, or seconds....

I will start with today's activities. I woke up. I went back to sleep. I woke up again, and changed into jeans. I went downstairs, and I had white rice and soy sauce for breakfest. Wierd. Then I went upstairs and folded some clothes and put it away. Then I changed from my pajama t-shirt to a regular pink t-shirt. I put my t-shirts into categories, that's not wierd at all. Then I went on YouTube and checked my subscriptions. I barely got throught like ANY of them when my mom called and said we were going to the mall. Yay. Viki and Patty went too. Boo. On the way to the bank, my mother felt like stopping at Pier 1 Imports to waste and hour of my life. While I was there, I was dancing to the music and I took a picture with my phone of a statue of Buddha's wife laying in a seductive pose. Yay. So when we finally got out of Pier 1 Imports at roughly 12:23, we went to Wachovia. Wachovia closed at 12. FML. So we went to Cary Towne Center and we window shopped. Then the rest of the day is history because I feel like getting off the computer now and getting on with my life because now we're going shopping with real money.

Ciao.

Teeny

Hehe. This is tiny. I have no life if I get so excited over small words. Well actually, small words like cat are easier to read then big words like onomatopoeia. Yay. After I post this tiny post with tiny words about nothing, I will post my parodies to some songs. Yay. Except I just decided I don't wanna do it today, so if anyone is actually interested I'll do it tomorrow. Boo-Yah.

Silver Volvo!!!

OMFG!!! Guess what?! I HAD A SILVER VOLVO PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE TODAY!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! Not many people get to have that oppurtunity! If you've read Twilight (and liked it!), you should so totally understand what this means to me!!! But it wasn't Edward, sighh..... Just some stupid lady doing some stupid thing. Why do stupid people that do stupid things have to tease me like that! Grrr!!! LOL.

They see me skatin', they laughin'...

Well, today I'm going to go rollerblading! Yay!!!! But the thing is, I sooo suck at doing so! Well, I guess a severely sprained ankle right before you go to Miami is never a bad thing! I'll be with friends so we'll have fun sucking together, yes! Oh, and another thing. I'M GOING TO MIAMI TOMORROW!!!! YAY!!!!!! Well, hopefully yay. If this trip turns out being terrible, then no!!!!!!

UNC!!!!

Okay, so UNC is so going to win! How do I know? Well, they just have to! Anyways, I already ate a piece of our UNC victory cookie cake...so they're gonna win, okay?! I didn't actually think Carolina would get this far until my mom told me today that the final game was tonight. I was surprised, but happy!