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Eternity

You know what I just sort of realized? I would kind of hate living for eternity. You know like vampires. As I was thinking about Twilight, I was like, Bella's an idiot for falling in love with a vampire. I mean, big shocker for most girls out there. I would never want to be a vampire! EVER.

Just think about it. You'll never get to have kids. You'll never get to see yourself grow old. You'll never change. And you'll never die. You'll never go to heaven. You'll never be in a better place. You'll never know what it's like to not want anything and be truly happy.

And some may say, If you fell in love with a vampire you wouldn't have to become one. Okay first of all, vampires aren't real. So I hate to be raining on your parade, but an immortal will never fall in love with you. Sorry. But wouldn't it be suckish if you grew old and watched your soul mate stay the same forever? Hell to the yeah.

So this was probably a useless post because, knock on wood, this will never happen to me. Or anyone. In the real world, that is. In your dreams, imagination, happy place, or in your small white room, this isn't a likely scenario. If someone were to fall in love with a vampire and have to debate their mortality, then they either need to see a shrink or start taking their meds again.

Sweet and Spicy Asian Chicken

Damnnn!!!! Somebody has to help me!!!!

Does anyone know the name of the song used in the Wendy's Sweet and Spicy Asian Chicken commercial?! I'm DYING to know!!! I will be forever grateful to anyone who tells me!!!!

AGH!!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrr. I'm pretty angry at someone right now.

Some girl hates me for no reason!!!!!!!! I have no clue why!! Did I say or do something to get her angry? Is she jealous or something of me? (Probably not.) Does some guy she has a huge crush on like me or something? WTF is wrong with this chick?! I will not say her name because that is rude. But she is a such an anorexic, ugly, bitch!!!!!! You heard it from me!!!!!! Comment if you can, and tell me some reasons of why she could hate me!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. How can I get revenge? Nothing to bad just so she knows not to mess with me. The only ideas of revenge I'm thinking of are too mean. So if someone out there is reading comment on some ways I can show her not to mess with the best!

Little Taylor Lautner With SICK Moves!!!! xD

Sucking At Life!

Karma's a bitch. My life is pretty much sucking so much right now. Nothing can make me happy. And if I go to school tomorrow, it's probably going to suck. Why do I suck SO BAD at life? Did I do something wrong when I was like 3 years old that is supposed to make my life suck in the future or something?! I'm so depressed now that I don't think anything can make me happy. I mean, I can't make anyone happy, I'm too much of a loser. And I'm pretty sure this blog was a stupid idea because I doubt anyone even looks at it. Do I even have a fucking future? I make too many mistakes to do good in life. And I think I have GAD. Which isn't good either.

Life sucks, and then you die. At least Jacob Black agrees with me.